Kthulah’s Bjournal

Do NOT try to eat fake food again after a year of old fashioned cooking.

Though I’m thankful that the truth has finally made its way to the mainstream media, in my opinion it’s a bit too little too late. The effects of many of these harmful chemical cocktails saturating our environment, and drugs being sold irresponsibly, has been known for years by both scientists and laymen who read. Back [...]

When you decide to dread your hair, a strange thing happens.  People start offering you marijuana, and everyone thinks you have some or know where to get some.  The problem is that this leads to getting stopped by the police more often, and sometimes dragged into drama just because you know people. What most people [...]

For quite some time, I’ve been trying to unravel a mystery.  A few months ago, Shai told me that his mom used to cook something called “kurkevanei ouf”, which means navels of chickens. Chickens don’t really have navels…at least nothing like mammal navels, but I took his word for it, and went out to buy [...]