Kthulah’s Bjournal

In other news, yesterday while barely waking up from a curry recovery nap, and half high on loperamide, I answered the phone. Of course, it was one of my ex bitches, and being generous in my half dreaming state, I agreed to let him visit so long as it was clear that this isn’t going to be a sexual visit.

Things started out fairly well. I was cooking, sweaty, and therefore in a state that should have fended off any male without a severe oedipal complex. I forgot that he’s one of those supermascutesteronisticextrandroferocious guys like my ex husbands, who see me as a fragile flower.

So eventually we get back to my room because he has to get his bag and prepare to return home, and we talked and well, the wrestling began. Fortunately, I was able to preserve the virtue of all my orifices, but somewhere between his I-love-yous and near kidnapping and kisses, he bit my face. This is a guy who’s been hanging out with Africans way too much, and they’ve subliminally taught him face biting.

The problem is, once I got him to calm down, and the truth started spilling out about why he’s been away so long, all I could do is shake my head. He basically went the same way BK did…shacked up with Barbie, made a baby, and has discovered only to his surprise, that she’s evil.

So I gave him the same advice I give all of them in the tone of, “I shole hate it fo-yuh, but you got yourself into that mess…” and, “The only way you’re going to have peace now is to treat the hoe like a hoe.”

Again, I will not be the life support system for a brain dead relationship. He thought he could do better, so let him live with that.

Guys here should be more careful. Some of them get weirded out because I still live in the same (huge) flat with my ex. Yet they don’t see a trap staring them in the face. So I’ll spell things out here in case there’s a possibility that this information might save the testicles of someone in danger.

If an Israeli woman of any ethnicity is over 25 and not yet married, she is desperate to marry/cohabitate. Most want to marry, but over the age of 30, some will settle for getting pregnant by you since if they know you’re good father material, they know they’d have to attack you with a knife before you’d leave them…and maybe not even then.

If an Israeli woman under the age of 47 tells you that she is infertile, she is LYING. She is just on the pill, and that pill taking will stop as soon as you begin to pull away. Or she’s not on the pill, and you’ve just been lucky.

Do NOT believe that a woman can’t have children unless you know from her doctor that she has been surgically sterilized.

A realistic woman who marries because of pregnancy never expects monogamy. Don’t ever promise monogamy to a woman who tries to trap you with a pregnancy. Tell her explicitly that you will marry her and support your kids, but that you will shag other people. Period. Do not let her convince you to be ‘faithful’ after you’ve been conned.

Once you’ve broken up with someone, if you do go back for the breakup sex, use a condom with spermicide, and dispose of them in the toilet, or take them with you. Don’t leave them where she has access to them. Bring your own. I keep condoms around just in case, but I still think a guy who uses my condoms is trusting me way too much. It is my ethics, not his good sense, that protects him.

Accidental pregnancies happen very very rarely, and if someone is so fertile or has one of those “condom eater” vaginas, that they know it might happen, they’re prepared to do what needs to be done on their own. So if a woman nowadays tries to trap you into anything by having a baby, you already know she has no dignity and no sense of personal responsibility. You probably shouldn’t have been shagging her in the first place, but what’s done is done. What you can do is refuse to get into a situation where you’re sexually trapped too.

If she threatens you with taking away your child if you ‘cheat’ on her, and you don’t want to go through all that, then you’re pretty much stuck…but then you have to find a way out that won’t hurt the child.

In Israel, the options are limited, but there is one very good way of evening things out. Get one of your friends to seduce her, and make a video of it. A hoe is never a hoe for just one guy. She wanted to rope you into a marriage or cohabitation, but don’t flatter yourself that she really only wants you. She just wanted the money and security that you provide. So as soon as you turn your back, she is looking to see who she can screw because in her mind, you are not the man in your relationship. She is…and no woman is really sexually turned on by a man she feels is a pussy. Deny as much as you like, but here’s the evidence:

She does not do kinky things with you (anymore or maybe never did).
She bores you.
She doesn’t like your family or your really good, have your back, take a bullet for you friends…and they don’t like her.
She doesn’t respect your parents. (BIG RED LIGHT)
She doesn’t respect her parents. (SAME)
She does strange things like leaving you alone with the kids at weird times often, like during the bath, or leaves the kid in bed with you while she sleeps elsewhere. (This specifically is a set-up for future accusations of molestation if you try to leave her.)

If a woman has already proven to you that she can’t be trusted, by stealing your sperm, then what makes you think she won’t otherwise wreck your life?

Now, I understand that this is going to fall on deaf ears for those of you who are looking for someone socially convenient, but hey, my conscience doesn’t allow me to just let this kind of thing slide when I see it.

This one claimed that race/ethnicity/religion meant nothing to him, and yet he somehow managed to get trapped. This means that these things are more important to him than his own safety or sanity, whether or not he openly admits it. Nobody who really doesn’t care about that sort of thing would push aside a good woman who is so beautiful to him that he can barely control himself around her, for a Stepford clone from hell.

Later, this dude calls me to tell me about some of the dirt this woman has done to him, and the cruel way she treats people. I tried my best to act surprised, but I’m not.

Of course, not all slim blonde women are evil, but the least he could have done is find one of them who isn’t evil. The fact that these “nice guys” consistently fall for the evil ones means that they aren’t even looking into the character of the women they consider the most beautiful. One is as good as another, because that’s what they’re socially programmed to believe.

It’s sad, but you know what? They did it to themselves. If you can help it, don’t do that to yourself.

The consequences of an accidental pregnancy in a conservative society should be an amicable union of understanding between two realistic, decent people who don’t want to trap and harm each other…not a lifetime anchored to a soul killing harpy.

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